After casting our net far and wide and into the far flung reaches of humanity, I am pleased to say that the TPLF recruitment drive is continuing apace. It has only taken me five months of hard slog, but finally the dividends are there for all to see and we have 2 new members on board, with a third waiting in the wings, with his official height in cm the only thing holding up his TPLF membership.
So, without further ado, I would like to warmly welcome Tom McCulloch, erstwhile doorman at the Toucan Irish pub and all-round top bloke, and Anne Kloosterman, sometime Touc barmaid, engineer and one hell of an advertisement for Dutch-Canadian coagulation, to our humble organisation. We are just waiting on another doorman and top fella, Trevor Runnels, to submit his height to the adjudication team (ie me) and then our organisation will be all the more richer, and taller for that matter.
I encourage any of you tall folk out there who have a distate for all things basketball to jump on board the elongated train, and come and join the fun! Also, all members, new or otherwise are encouraged to submit your experiences of putting up with the shortcomings of living in a world designed for mediocre short people. Just send them to tallplf@gmail.com.
Yours,
Jona Turle esq.
Supreme Dictator for Life
TPLF
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