In order to be taken seriously as a lobby group, sadly some height restrictions must apply for potential TPLF members. While this may seem elitist, the reality is we are better than you - because we're taller.
Therefore, it is with due solemnity that I hereby decree the cut-off points for TPLF members:
For Men - 193cm or 6'4"
and in the interests of greater harmony between tall men and women, and because the tall male founders of the TPLF want someone to dance with:
For Women - 175cm or 5'9"
Yours sincerely,
Jona Turle esq.
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