Thursday, June 26, 2008

Watch out...short people are sneaky!

TPLF blogger Ash Jennings esq. provides this startling new info:

We must stay informed to limit the short infiltration !!
Here are some alarming facts about shorties using cosmetic surgery to bypass height restrictions! (c/o Wikipedia): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_height (see Sumo wrestling)

Sumo

Professional sumo wrestlers are required to be at least 173 cm (5' 8") tall. Some aspiring sumo athletes have silicon implants added to the tops of their heads to reach the necessary height.[87] The average height for a sumo wrestler is 180 cm, far above the national average in Japan.

Ash: I must say I am shocked and against the admittance of any "fake" Tallies. These short people are tricky and seem to be stooping to ever lower depths ( yes pun intended! :^).

Ash Jennings esq.
TPLF Supreme Dictator for Life

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